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created by EXTRATERRESTRIALS on Behalf of LOCAL YOGA
GREETINGS, EARTHLINGS OF MID-CITY!
What does a highly advanced civilization have to do to get noticed around here?
We’ve crossed galaxies, dodged wormholes, and even learned to navigate Banks Street after heavy rainfall—all to bring something extraordinary to your planet.
We’re here to introduce HOT YOGA in the heart of Mid-City, New Orleans! 🔥
What’s hot yoga, you ask? It’s like your regular yoga—but warmer, sweatier, and infinitely more life-changing. After extensive observation of human relaxation rituals, we’ve concluded that bending, stretching, and sweating your stress away is the secret to a happier existence. And now, we want to bring it to your area!
Tell Ya Mom and ‘em
Join our mailing list to get the latest updates on class schedules, exclusive early-bird offers, and interstellar yoga tips. And hey—tell ya mom and ’em so they can get in on the fun too! The more locals sign up, the sooner we can launch our hot yoga oasis right here in Time Out Magazine’s 2023 #7 Coolest Neighborhood in the World!
Mid-City is pretty cool after all and the galaxy has taken note. If you haven’t seen the article in Time Out Magazine yet, check it out here.
